i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored
my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him
did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man
I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO REMOVE MY ROLLER SKATES EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID
do u ever wish u weren’t alive just because the human race is intolerable
'Shadowplay'- a recent bookcover commission for Angry Robot books. Shadowplay is the sequal to Laura Lams ‘Pantomime’ (another cover i got to do last year) and like the first, was a great project to work on- its always a pleasure to work with authors, editors or directors who know what they want but are also happy to let the artist do their thing.
a headline from my perfect world
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*sucks dick on accident*
The wonderful thing about tiggers, is tiggers are wonderful things
raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for
some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers
My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level
I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.
our hot dogs in elementary school were green
Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown
Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )
I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.
my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.
my friend once found a staple in her chicken sandwich
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